welcome to my humble abode.

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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photolies:

I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

  • Tumblr app: I'm done loading
  • Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
  • Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

internetexplorers:

fine. kiss me. see if i care

death-by-lulz:

emryssa:

I need an Edna Mode life coach.

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